Prisoner

I am not a number! I am a free cat!

My name is Drake.

Air Drake
Prisoner
catnumber6
Today, I jumped onto the table where my food is kept.

I no jump in years. So I surprise humans. Now, I want thumbs to be able to get to the fud.

Humans weigh me and say I am 16 pounds. I have lost 5 pounds since I started my diet.

3 more to go.

Dietz Sux
Prisoner
catnumber6

Dis cat, Socrates, was put on diet. Vet sez he must go from 22 lbs to 9 lbs in 100 days.

I get fed like 9 lb cat. And I still 17 lbs. What will dey do to Socrates? Poor cat will only get one crunchy per meal.

Socrates has a sad.



I Ernz Pointz
Party
catnumber6
I herd dat beer iz only 3 pointz on weight watchers. Ray and Jer doze weight watchers.



I wanna be like Ray and Jer. So, I haz sum.



But den I passez out.

Non-incentive
Prisoner
catnumber6

Dan put dis up next to the food bowl. He said something about it convicing me to lose weight.



Actually, it just kind of makes me hungry.

My New Favorite Song!
Prisoner
catnumber6
I have a new favorite love-song. Check this out!

The guy gets to eat pizza every day!




Nom. Nom. Nom!

Diets Are Tough
Party
catnumber6
I have been dieting really hard. Sometimes, my tummy gets so rumbly . . . .

Tonight, Dan weighed me. He said that I weighed 19 pounds.

I said, "no way. Not eat 'nuff nom-noms to GAIN weight! I was 18.5 pound in May."

Dan and Bill picked me up. Held me. Put me down. Picked me up again. Then they agreed. They say I am 18.0 pounds.

I have lost 1/2 pound in 3 weeks. Yay me.

Do I get more nom-noms?




 

I'm Real Happy...
Party
catnumber6
...dat da hoomins got us a bed for 2.





I iz Small. I iz Tiny.
Party
catnumber6
You will come to my party. Presents? Do not want. I wantz ur love. All of it.

Love comes to the Buddha.

Starting Weight: 21.5 lbs.
Current Weight: 18.5 lbs.
Goal Weight:      13.5 lbs.

Nap time!

The Best Things
Prisoner
catnumber6

Sometimes the best things in life are just naps with the humans...


My Waterbowl
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catnumber6
I love my waterbowl. It makes such a good headrest.

Must tell my staff to post a picture. That way you can all see me.

When you visit, please bring treats. I hate these restricted feedings.

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